I want to take photographs, portraits of you that are so beautiful, so soul and spirit-revealing that they wil make:
- your Mama cry
- your ex come crawling back to you (not that you'd take him/her)
- the voters check your name in the voting booth
- Match.com find you the perfect soulmate
- more clients choose you
- college recruiters give you scholarship money - lots of it!
- pageant judges give you a crown
- Hollywood cast you in movies
- NYC say '"You can make it here!"
- customers flock to your store to buy clothes
- your husband look at you like when you first met
- your novel get on the New York Times' Best Seller List
- your band's first album win a Grammy
- you see yourself s the amazing human being you are
...the list goes on but this sentence shoudn't, so just
call me to book a wonderful, fun-filled couple of hours of magic-making to have forever, for any one of a million reasons.
You deserve it.